Conodoquinet
I Drifted In It
Watching With Interest
My Tweets and Pintrest

I Could Not Avoid
The Sound Of My Droid
It Was Just A Glance
The Phone-Driving Dance

Looking, I Skidded
All 4 wheels Lifted
Through The Grass Racing
Schools Of Bass Chasing

I Never Dreamed That
One Tweet Would End AT
A Winding Creek Bank
Expensive Fish Tank

Here I Sit In Need
Anxious And Moisty
Smelling Like Fish Feed
Someone Please Hoist Me

Out of The Fry Pan
To Places That Can
Drain My Mercedes
And End My Phone Plan